Nov 3rd, 2008 | By | Category: Ministry

I had called before and got no answer.  Being afflicted with a guilty conscience, I tried again, though it took three months to do so.  Stories of the man’s temper and foul mouth filled me with trepidation about returning.

Again, there was no answer.

With relief, I turned from the door and headed down a driveway that had once been the track bed of a railway.  Reaching the entrance gates, which had once been level crossing gates, I met a car swinging around the corner.

The driver wound down his window with vigour. “Who are you?”

“I’m the new Rector”.

“What do you want?”

“Nothing.  I was just calling to see how you were”.

“None of you b_____ business”.


“You’d better come in for a drink”.

We went into his very compact home.  “Sit down there!”, he barked.

I sat while he raged about life and the world in general.  “You’ll have to drink this.  It’s all I have”.

He handed me a glass of blackberry wine.

“I make this myself, 350 gallons a year”.

I must have misheard.  “Sorry”, I said, “how much?”

“350 gallons.  Do you not listen when people talk to you?  Of course, I give some of it away”.

Doing quick mental arithmetic; he could give away seven-eighths of it and still have enough left over to drink a pint of it almost every day.  I wondered if he was ever safe to drive.

i did not venture further questions.  The occasional nod and “Yes” was sufficient to accompany him in his discourse on the stupidity of everyone with whom he had ever had dealings, which at least diverted attention from my glass.

Suddenly, he stopped. “I hate this time of year”.

“Didn’t they used to call it the month of the dead?”

“Did they? If they did, they were right.”

It was the first Monday in November.  He pondered some thought deep in his mind.

It seemed an opportune moment to make my excuses and leave before the maudlin mood brought on one of the tempers for which he was notorious.

“Will you not have another glass of wine?”

“Thank you”, I said, “but I must go”.

The parting included a tour of his workshop, an old engine shed twice the size of his home.  There were many more memories recalled as he wandered around, at times touching machinery as if making some physical contact with the past.

Finally, I headed back down the drive; relieved at having escaped without a mauling and without having to drink more of the potent purple liquid.

It was grey.  The sky was grey; the landscape was grey; even the light seemed without life on that November afternoon.  The month of the dead, it wouldn’t have been hard to see how the idea arose.

Contemplating a grey Irish sky, an email came from an old friend.  The man who had been her best friend and husband for the past twenty-five years had died yesterday, never having recovered consciousness after surgery.  What can one say that is adequate?

The month of the dead.

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  1. Sounds a bit like Daisy who used to live in Henley, she used to make large quantities of home made wine, her best was elder flower, when the doctor told her to be careful about how much she drunk she said it isn’t alcoholic is it. It was dertainly very drinkable

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