Trying to be what you’re notOct 14th, 2009 | By Ian Poulton | Category: Personal Columns
It was a first opportunity of flying to London for a meeting. In Northern Ireland, in 1993, flying somewhere for a day was still a deluxe day out. They still served complementary drinks and free meals on the planes and flights were assumed to be to Heathrow Airport.
The drive to Aldergrove was filled with the excitement of a child going on holiday. The car was left at one of those car parks where the keys were left with a staff member and a courtesy bus ran to the terminal. Boarding the flight with a shiny new Samsonite briefcase, the seats were filled with suits, who in those days before laptops and other electronic devices, earnestly studied the business pages of newspapers and or flicked through thick reams of briefings for meeting.
The purpose of the day is long gone from the memory, even its location is forgotten, the most important moment of the day for someone aged thirty-two going on eleven came in meeting an old friend in a Holborn pub at six o’clock. A banker who criss-crossed the Atlantic, his lifestyle was exceedingly more exotic than that of someone living in a rural corner of Ulster, but for one moment, it felt that our worlds met.
The two hour encounter of the different worlds caused the problem Suddenly it was eight o’clock and there was the matter of catching a 9.25 pm flight.
Attempting to remain nonchalant, the walk to Holborn tube station was anxious. The train seemed to take an age to arrive and then for some reason everyone had to leave it at Barons Court. It was 8.30. How many more minutes to Heathrow? if the first train took an age to arrive, the wait for the second lasted an eternity. It seemed to crawl. It was after nine before Terminal 4 was reached, and then the train paused while minute after minute ticked away.
The tube station for Terminals 1,2 & 3 was reached at 9.25, the departure time. The run from the station was made with a pounding heart. “Sir, the flight has closed”, called a member of the ground staff.
“Keep running”, said a voice inside, “keep running”. The airbridge was reached and the noise of of running steps echoed inside it.
A steward stood in the doorway of the plane and glared. “Sir, you are very late”.
it was ten minutes before it was possible to breathe properly. A delay in the arrival of catering trolleys had held the flight up and made the run worthwhile.
There and then it became apparent that some people were simply not cut out for the life of a high flier. A banker would have hailed a cab and been in the airport by half past eight with time for a drink in the First Class lounge before boarding the plane. A country cleric, with only enough in his pocket for a tube fare and paying the car park, was out of his class.
For years afterwards, there would be nightmares about being in distant parts of London with a plane to catch in an hour. Airports are now reached with hours to spare and meetings are best avoided.