Watching the detectives

Aug 8th, 2010 | By | Category: Personal Columns

Missing a concert to catch the first screening of the third and final episode of the BBC’s Sherlock, was merely the latest eccentricity.

Detective stories have been part of my life since first I ever read a novel.  Amongst the adventures of Captain W.E. Johns’ Biggles, there were tales of the detection of dastardly criminals.  Hergé’s adventures of Tintin had exotic plots set in places far beyond the imagination of a boy in rural England.  Television offered few options – there were Z Cars and Softly, Softly – Stratford Johns always got his man.

Teenage years brought Agatha Christie – reading The Mysterious Affair at Styles while in bed with mumps at the age of fourteen still looms large in the memory.  (Detective fiction must have been detrimental to health, for within three months I was in bed again with severe chicken pox).  The Sweeney was high in the television ratings, though car chases were more prominent than sleuthing – Regan knew his villains, it was a matter of pinning charges to them.

By the time of sixth form college, Bergerac was on the television.  Detection given a suaveness by its location on the island of Jersey.  Not that detective stories were something to admit to reading, the English tutors were very snooty about crime as a literary genre, it ranked in their estimation with westerns and romance.

It was dear old Morse who reopened the world of the detective stories after ten years of reading literary novels.  Morse on television would be watched with the subtitles turned on so as to get the details of every piece of music; the music was vital to Morse.  John Thaw was so much Morse that when he became ill, there was no option other than that the chief inspector would die.  The words that Inspector Morse is dead were the saddest I read in years.

Passing years meant not needing to care in the slightest about what people thought of what I read; no-one was much bothered if I read piles of thin Inspector Maigret paperbacks instead of thick 19th century novels.  Ruth Rendell’s Reg Wexford became as familiar as Morse, while her alter ego, Barbara Vine provided stories of shadow and darkness.

Poirot, an insufferable character in the past, has become a comical and likeable egotist in the volume of 50 stories that sits on the bookshelf.  At a loose end one Saturday, I turned to ITV 3 and watched Poirot. Finding the prospect of serious reading uninviting, Poirot was followed by Rebus, and Rebus was followed by Cracker.

Attempting to understand the attraction of the detectives, they seemed an escape into a world where the good guys won; a piece of escapism in a world where justice is about as likely as Poirot being humble, or Morse playing pop music.

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  1. Sherlock Holmes seems to be v popular. Last night’d episode was very entertaining.

  2. I remember watching The Sweeney at your house with you and your Dad

  3. The Z-Cars music was, and is, excellent. One of the best TV theme tunes I think.
    I recorded the most recent Sherlock. Not seen it yet. So don’t go telling me what happens.
    I’d recommend the Robert Downey Jr film version.

  4. Because of the theme tune, Z-Cars probably had a much greater feel of gravitas about it than it actually merited.

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