Heroes and chip wrappers

Sep 3rd, 2011 | By | Category: Ireland

‘I attended the Béal na mBláth commemoration a few years ago’ the lady said. A staunch supporter of Fine Gael, it was something that might have been expected of her.

Having forgotten until that moment that the day was the anniversary of the shooting of Michael Collins, and unable to resist a moment’s banter with the lady for whom Collins is a hero, I responded, ‘He was an awful thug’.

Pretending to misunderstand me, she asked, ‘Who was?’

‘Collins’, I said.

‘Yes’ said her sister, ‘he had people shot in their beds’.

An RTE report this evening on the restoration of the armoured car caught in the ambush on that fateful day in 1922 recalled the conversation and also recalled a lecturer in college days for whom the period seemed to cause painful reflections

There had been fifty in the class at the beginning of the Michaelmas Term; by midway through the Lent Term, one Wednesday morning there were only eight of us dotted around the large lecture room. Maybe he didn’t like undergraduates; it seemed that some undergraduates didn’t like him.

The lectures seemed like a chore to him, something that must be got through. He would amble up to the lectern at the appointed hour, his notes crumpled and yellowing. “That’s a fish and chip wrapper”, muttered one student on a morning when ‘crumpled’ would not have been an adequate description for the mass of paper set down on the lectern.

Occasionally, though, glimpses of enthusiasm would show through. He had an intense dislike for Irish history being told like a fireside chat. “An interview with someone who says things like, ‘The man wouldn’t keep quiet, so I plugged him’, might be interesting, but it’s not serious history”. This seemed like the comment of a spoilsport, memoirs were always fun to read, but the real question was, of course, about the processes and circumstances that led to the man being ‘plugged’. (I used to wonder afterwards whether anyone ever talked in such terms or whether it was a piece of stage Irish, like the supposed inclination of people on this island to say, ‘Begorrah’, something I have not heard once in three decades here).

Occasionally, his personal experiences would creep into his otherwise dry delivery of lectures. He had been a British army officer during the Second World War and when he talked about Germany in 1945, it was through the eyes of someone who had been there. Such moments were rare, though, history was not reminiscence.

It always seemed sad that the lectures were not better attended; no matter how dry he could be, he knew more than any undergraduate. One of his books had been on the reading list for the history A level, so perhaps he was not taken seriously by students who felt such stuff to be ‘lightweight’. He cannot have failed to notice how few of us there were, on the morning there were just eight of us it felt acutely embarrassing just to be sitting in the room. A man who had written major studies of 1930s Europe cannot have felt anything other than hurt at having to devote an hour on a Wednesday to a group of undergraduates where 80% do not even turn up.

A collection of essays in his memory was published in the mid-90s; he cannot have been a great age when he died. The review of the collection notes that the man honoured never rose beyond the rank of senior lecturer, a position regarded as a graveyard for old workhorses, though it was not so in the case of this man. The review also notes that he came from an Anglo-Irish background and from the more personally eccentric wing of that community. The Anglo-Irish tend to be eccentric by nature; to be on their more eccentric wing would make one memorable indeed, and would be a perfectly reasonable explanation of the fish and chip wrapper. Had I known of Béal na mBláth, I might have asked him his view, though, in retrospect, he might also have been a supporter of Collins.

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  1. Hmm – possessing expertise doesn’t necessarily go with being able to communicate. I had an apparently erudite maths teacher who was rubbish at his paid job – teaching. And later on, lecturers whose enthusiasm converted academic passersby into ardent followers.
    As for Michael Collins – I always liked the photo of Collins in army uniform with a wee boy looking at him as he passes – the caption: I knew him when he had no arse in his trousers. Think it was in Phoenix once upon a time.

  2. I think the problem was probably one of unwillingness to try to communicate effectively rather than an inability.

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